Fuck Yeah Miriah Yurick
She is a college student. She loves her mom.
Goodbye daddy brick road! What? The bricks are made of daddy!
1 year ago
Cashier to another employee: Could you help that woman over there?
Miriah: Story of my life. Could you help that woman over there who’s on the floor, crying?
1 year ago
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I commit hate crimes against my cat. I call him a fairy.
1 year ago
You know what I’d call my kid? Goodnight fucking dick.
1 year ago
There’s just some things I won’t do. I ain’t touching no butt. I ain’t sucking no dick.
1 year ago
Joey, I want your face on a platter.
1 year ago
You smell like heroin addict.
1 year ago
If it’s the birthday of someone I don’t like, I write Happy Birthday on their wall when I’m taking a dump.
1 year ago
Life’s short, ride a cowboy.
1 year ago
After a certain age, it’s not called ‘hyper’ anymore. It’s called ‘we’re on uppers’.
1 year ago
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